Since the state cracked down on fruity and pastry flavored names like "Ice Cream Cake" and "Girl Scout Cookies," most growers have started abbreviating their well-known strains with acronyms. Here is a list of Organic Remedies new names. These abbreviations are true, but I added my own jokes for each.
Blueberry Muffin - BB Muff
Do they know what a muff is? If you don't look it up on urban dictionary...
Bubba Cake - Bubba C
Bubba C? I don't think I know that guy.
Girl Scout Cookies - GSC
Way to be original, literally every grower abbreviates it this way.
Grape Cake - Grape C
So we have a Grape C...
Grape Animals - Grape A
...And a Grape A... original...
Melon Juice - MEJU
For some reason they decided to have the name be all caps. I feel like I have to scream this name every time I see it. It sounds like an asian noodle or something.
Moon Pie - MoPo
Don't let a MoFo take your MoPo.
Purple Zkittles - Purple Z
Sounds like a radioactive chemical.
Watermelon Zkittles - Watermelon Z
Sounds like a radioactive chemical maybe mixed with fruity drink?
Green Crack - GC
Even Kind Tree does a better job abbreviating this strain; they use Green Cush.
Member Berry - MBER
This one is also all caps for some reason, so I feel like I have to scream it.
LSD - Yellow Sunshine
Definitely no jokeeven needed here...
