Some of these strain names in the PA Medical Marijuana Program are hilarious. Here are a few:
Gator Breath - Strane
Exactly what I want to smoke: an alligator's breath.
Tiger's Milk - Kind Tree
Another animal bodily fluid I'd rather not smoke.
Hand Banana #2 -Terrapin
Is this a sexual reference? I has to be.
Pootie Tang - Grassroots
Another sexual reference.
Nut Butter - Kind Tree
Yet another sexual reference...
Scoopy Noopers - FRX
"I'm Scroopy Nooopers. I'm a scientist! Can I show you something?"
Ugly Stepsister - Terrapin
If I use this strain, do I become Cinderella?
Yuck Mouth - Grassroots
Another strain that does not sound appetizing at all.
Stranger Danger - FRX
This isn't an actual strain but is a mix of Strawberry Mango Haze and Crippy, but I guess the goal is keep this stuff away from children. So I guess it sort of works.
Cheetah Piss - FRX
Does it smell like cheetah shit too? Or just the piss?
Headcracker - Rythm
This sounds like a Mortal Kombat finishing move.
Gas Station Bob - Strane
Who is Bob? What gas station? Does Bob work at the gas station?